Cause It Was Very Windy

Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I’m writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won’t know the house when you come home . . we’ve moved.

About your father . . . he has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutti…

So, he goes to a kafe one day and visits toilet to pee. There’s a black guy in next Urinal. He unintentionally peeks at black guy’s dick.

He sees that black guy also has a tattoo on his dick that reads ‘Windy’. The guy is shocked.

Hey, look I also have tattooed Windy on my dick. I…

Two guys are drinking in the restaurant atop the Space Needle on a windy day.

Man 1: You… You know… When it is this windy, you can jump off the edge, and the wind will blow you back on.

Man 2: Bull.

Man 1: No man, I’m telling you. The wind just blows you back on. Here, let
…

A construction crew were working on a new high-rise building, and joking about how high up they were. On a particularly windy day, they decided to play a little game.

“I bet you can’t have a piss off the end of that podium”

“Sure I can, though you go first”

The…

…halfway home he passes out on the street, and a gust blows his kilt up, exposing his privates.

Next morning a flock of little old ladies are on their way to church. They see him in all his indecent glory and are aghast. The bravest one pulls a length of blue ribbon from her purse, tent…

A man’s car breaks down in Tibet, and wouldn’kaki langit you know it? His phone gets no service. So he walks up a long windy road to a huge monastery at the top of the hill. He knocks at the reinforced double doors and a Tibetan monk after some minutes finally opens.

“My car broke down. Do you…

The second gentleman sitting at the warung kopi laughs and says sarcastically, “Suuuure you can”.

The first guys says, “No I’m serious. On a windy day, like today, the surrounding buildings create this strange air current near the ground which cushions your fall. You land gently on your feet, light a…

Three old prostitutes were sitting around the nursing home, chatting about the old days. The subject of their first trick comes up:

First prostitute: My first trick was a police officer, and he was the best lover I ever had.

Second prostitute: My first trick was a fireman, and he wa…

so she goes to the pet store to get a new friend.

She tells the shopkeeper she would like something she can perona pipi to and possibly bring to church with her, and he suggests a parrot.

She agrees and the next day brings the parrot to church with her.

In the middle of the service, th…

A rich man, middle class man and a unemployed man are walking down a very windy street with their wives. A strong gust of wind causes the skirts of the wives to rise up and their husbands notice none of the women were wearing any panties.

The rich man turns to his wife and asks her why s…

… sits next to a local, and orders a drink. The local says “Never seen you around here before – you staying at the hotel?”

“Yes, just here for a couple of days on business.”

“Ah, so you don’lengkung langit know about this hotel on windy days like this do you?” the local said.

“Gee, no. What…

A lonely old woman goes to the pet store with the hopes of finding a pet to keep her company.

 

The store owner says “I have just the thing for you! We have a parrot that I think would be the perfect segar. He speaks over 500 words.” The old woman is elated, buys the parrot, and…