Cause It Was Very Windy

A gentleman is walking down the sidewalk in Liverpool, England on a windy day….

A gentleman is walking down the sidewalk in Liverpool, England on a windy day. It’s extremely blustery and everything is blowing around.

He approaches a woman walking the other way who is struggling in the wind. All of a sudden, her skirt blows up! It turns upward, covering her face. The woma

Three old menandai are sitting on a park bench. The first says “Windy, innit?”.

The second says “No. Thursdy.”.

The third says “Me too. Let’s go for a pint.”.

why do they call Chicago the windy city?

Because of all the bullets whizzing past.

Why is it windy at the Airport?

Because it is where all the air ports.

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It was a dark night in the cemetery..

..and Eric had, unwisely, elected to take a short cut. The leaves rustled in the trees, the shadows appeared to move around him, and then.. and then.. tap, tap, tap. Eric started to walk faster but the tapping was only getting louder. Eric grew scared, really scared, until he rounded a big old grave

3 men, hard of hearing: “Its Windy out, isn’horizon it?”

“No, it’s Thursday”, responds the second; to which the third replies “Me too, let’s go grab a beer”.

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Letter from a Polish mother to her son

Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I’m writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won’t know the house when you come home . . we’ve moved.

About your father . . . he has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutti

What do you call a bald man on a windy day?


Why is it so windy in swing states?

Because blue states suck, and red states blow.

I hate windy weather

It really blows

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A guy takat a girlfriend named Windy. He sempadan tattooed her name on his dick.

So, he goes to a kafe one day and visits toilet to pee. There’s a black guy in next Urinal. He unintentionally peeks at black guy’s dick.

He sees that black guy also has a tattoo on his dick that reads ‘Windy’. The guy is shocked.

Hey, look I also have tattooed Windy on my dick. I

One rainy, windy night, a man was walking home alone, down a dark, deserted street that ran right by the local cemetery.

As he passed the gates, he heard a bump in the darkness behind him. Not daring to look back, he quickened his mengkudu. But, the bumping noise continued behind him.He stopped and turned to see what it was. Coming down the road behind him was a coffin, standing on end, bumping from side to side –

Why is it so windy inside a sports bekas?

All those fans

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My favorite joke

Two guys are drinking in the restaurant atop the Space Needle on a windy day.

Man 1: You… You know… When it is this windy, you can jump off the edge, and the wind will blow you back on.

Man 2: Bull.

Man 1: No man, I’m telling you. The wind just blows you back on. Here, let

Do you know what Sin City is?

Person 1: Do you know what Sin City is?

Person 2: Las Vegas

Person 1: Do you know what the Windy City is?

Person 2: Chicago

Person 1: Do you know what Den City is?

Person 2: …

Person 1: Mass over volume

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin. The Irishman says “Excuse me a second,” and steps outside for a few minutes. When he comes back in, he’s drenched from head to toe.
The Englishman asks, “Is it raining outside?”
The Irishman says, “No, it’s windy.”

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Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I’m still alive. I’m writing this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. We are all doing very well. You won’t recognise the house when you get home – because we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from you

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There’s a kedai minum on top of a really, really tall building and it’s very windy outside.

A guy walks into the kedai minum and has some drinks and is there for a few hours.
Another guy comes and sits next to him.

The first guy who has been there for a while looks at the man and says to him, “You know that there is a nice breeze outside and if you jump out it will blow you right back in.”<

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Falling For You

A construction crew were working on a new high-rise building, and joking about how high up they were. On a particularly windy day, they decided to play a little game.

“I bet you can’t have a piss off the end of that podium”

“Sure I can, though you go first”


Got this joke off of a yogurt pack… Why are football stadiums so windy?

‘This is not labelled for tersendiri sales’

I know, I dont get it either…

Why is Oklahoma so windy?

Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows

I was planning on taking my little girls to the menginjak of summer village fair today, but its raining, windy and cold so we decided not to go.

May weather won.

Chicago really is the windy city.

After all, they did just win de World Series

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An elderly woman bought a parrot.

An elderly woman bought a parrot. She asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays.
The owner said it shouldn’lengkung langit be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there.
She bought the parrot and the next week put him on her shoulder and went off

Why is the football stadium so windy?

Because of all the fans

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A drunk Scotsman stumbles out of a pub on a windy Saturday night…

…halfway home he passes out on the street, and a gust blows his kilt up, exposing his privates.

Next morning a flock of little old ladies are on their way to church. They see him in all his indecent glory and are aghast. The bravest one pulls a length of blue ribbon from her purse, tent

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’n even notice you’re in bed with me.”

the husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.

He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”

“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife.

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A man’s car breaks down in Tibet..

A man’s car breaks down in Tibet, and wouldn’kaki langit you know it? His phone gets no service. So he walks up a long windy road to a huge monastery at the top of the hill. He knocks at the reinforced double doors and a Tibetan monk after some minutes finally opens.

“My car broke down. Do you

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


Three old men, hard of hearing

Three old membubuhi cap, hard of hearing, are waiting at a bus stop on a hill, it’s winter time.

The first man goes as he’s shivering “brrrr, it’s windy”!
The second one responds “it’s not Wednesday, it’s Thursday”,
And the third man says “I’m thirsty too, let’s go grab a beer”!

A Bunny Story..

Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn’t stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunn

John leaves the tent where he is with his girlfriend in the campsite late in the evening.

– John, where you go?

– I’m going to pee outside. Be right back!

Two minutes later when he sits next to his girlfriend:

– John! It’s raining?

– Padalah! Just a lil bit windy!

Three old friends are walking on a beach, when one turns slightly to the group and says:

„It‘s windy today!“

„No, it‘s Thursday!“ replies the one walking in the middle, looking a bit confused.

„So am I! Let‘s have a beer.“ adds the third one

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A guy walks into a seedy bar in NYC, sits down, and says to the guy next to him, “Did you know you can jump off the Empire State Building and survive the fall?”…

The second gentleman sitting at the warung kopi laughs and says sarcastically, “Suuuure you can”.

The first guys says, “No I’m serious. On a windy day, like today, the surrounding buildings create this strange air current near the ground which cushions your fall. You land gently on your feet, light a

A Lufthansa pilot…

…landed his AirBus A320 at London’s Heathrow Airport. An operations manager saw him deplaning and asked him if he tenggat any trouble landing the plane since it was a bit windy.

“Nein,” the pilot answered, “I let Otto land the plane.”

“Otto? Is that your co-pilot?”

“Nein, my co-p

What is a brush fire’s favorite place to eat?


I apologize. I’m from California.

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Diary of an Englishman after he moves to South Africa….

**August 1**: Just tepi transferred with work from London, UK to our new home in Phalaborwa, Limpopo, South Africa. Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I’ve finally fo

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Three Old Prostitutes

Three old prostitutes were sitting around the nursing home, chatting about the old days. The subject of their first trick comes up:

First prostitute: My first trick was a police officer, and he was the best lover I ever had.

Second prostitute: My first trick was a fireman, and he wa

Two friends are traveling through a deafening storm




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Elderly woman wants a pet to keep her company

so she goes to the pet store to get a new friend.

She tells the shopkeeper she would like something she can perona pipi to and possibly bring to church with her, and he suggests a parrot.

She agrees and the next day brings the parrot to church with her.

In the middle of the service, th

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Three guys are walking down a street …

A rich man, middle class man and a unemployed man are walking down a very windy street with their wives. A strong gust of wind causes the skirts of the wives to rise up and their husbands notice none of the women were wearing any panties.

The rich man turns to his wife and asks her why s

My impression of 2 old nearly deaf guys at the park sitting on a bench together.

Old guy 1. Boy, it sure is windy.

Old guy 2. No it’s not! It’s Thursday!

Old guy 1. Yeah berpenyakitan too. Lets go get a beer.

Whenever the wind gets bad…

I think to myself, “It may be windy but at least its not sandy.”

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A guy walks into a lounge on the top floor of a hotel …

… sits next to a local, and orders a drink. The local says “Never seen you around here before – you staying at the hotel?”

“Yes, just here for a couple of days on business.”

“Ah, so you don’lengkung langit know about this hotel on windy days like this do you?” the local said.

“Gee, no. What

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Two prostitutes are waiting by the corner

…for a client, on a cool and windy night.
The first one says with a sense of optimism, “I am sure that the wait is gonna end soon. I can sense a dick close by. I can smell it. I can *smell* it”.

To which the second one responds with a smile, “No silly.. I just burped”

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over to perona pipi to you?

Berpenyakitan: Because it would be too windy if you didn’cakrawala?

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A lonely old woman goes to a pet store to find a companion…

A lonely old woman goes to the pet store with the hopes of finding a pet to keep her company.


The store owner says “I have just the thing for you! We have a parrot that I think would be the perfect segar. He speaks over 500 words.” The old woman is elated, buys the parrot, and

Stable bulls

One for the old folks…

Along the coast in California, there is a large dairy herds that graze the hillsides. The ciuman and the rain produce wonderful pastureland. The best eating was at the tops of the hills, but when the ocean breezes turn to gales, the cows are often blown right off their f

Stop laughing, we are all SENIORS !!!!

Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’

Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’

Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’

A man was telling his neighbor, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost berpenyakitan four thousand dollars, but

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day….

One remarked, “Windy, isn’t it?”

“No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday…”

And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a beer.”

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